Buy an Ashley Store Mattress for Up to 47% Off So You Can Have a More Comfortable Place From Which to Play Your Switch

Ashley Store 10″ King Mattress | $467 | Amazon
Ashley Store 14″ Queen Mattress | $523 | Amazon
Ashley Store 12″ King Mattress | $553 | Amazon

You know you aren’t legally-required to sleep on the same mattress for your entire life, right? It’s true! You can buy a new one, and right now is a great time because these mattresses from Ashley Store are marked down by as much as 47% off. Take this 10″ king-sized mattress, marked down by $413 right now (that’s the 47% off one). Like all the others, it’s a memory foam bed in a box, offering excellent support and a very cheugy infusement of charcoal and green tea extract that they mention while talking about how it vents your body heat away to keep you cool. Or you could get a 14″-thick queen mattress for a 33% discount at $523. At 44% off, this 12″ king promises to keep you comfortable in its roomy expanse for $553 after its $427 discount.

All these mattresses are shipped the way Internet mattresses are—compressed in plastic wrap that you can just carry to your room like a strong champion, cut open, unroll, and watch it expand, because memory foam.

So get your green tea-infused mattress today, and don’t try to drink it, because mattresses are big and you’ll choke.