Beat Yourself Up With Up to 25% Off These Handheld Percussive Massagers

Theragun Prime Handheld Percussive Massager | $250 | Macy’s
Theragun Elite Handheld Percussive Massager | $300 | Macy’s

Remember that scene in Triplets of Belleville when the cyclist guy’s mom uses some egg beaters on his calves, and something in you knew that must be the greatest feeling in the world? Have you been chasing that feeling ever since? Your chase is over, friend. Pick up this Theragun Elite handheld percussive massager for $100 off at Target, and smash all the soreness out of your muscles with this Bluetooth-connected smart massager with 40lbs of no-stall force and customizable speed. Or save a little more cash and get the 17% off Theragun Prime massager for $250. It’s not quite as powerful, with 30lbs of no-stall force, but it’ll still get you customizable speed and app-connected functionality. Whichever one you get, though, I’m willing to bet you will feel immensely better, and it’s a massage you can get while you watch Foundation or whatever it is you do in your private time.