Finally a Virus You Want to Invite Into Your Home—Dr. Mario Virus Plushies Are $21 for All 3

Little Buddy Dr. Mario Virus Plushies (3-Pk) | $21 | Amazon

Well, aren’t these little fellers just adorable… You can cuddle up with Fever, Chill, and Weird the next time you’re feeling under the weather for only $21. These cute little cherubs are way friendlier than other viruses out there and most notably haven’t caused over 6 million deaths worldwide. Good for them. Not all viruses have to kill millions, devastate economies, fuel civil unrest, and instill agoraphobia in an entire generation. Some just want to smile and be lined up with two pills of the same color.

This story was originally published by Joe Tilleli on 09/27/2021 and updated with new information on 03/09/2022.