Eat Some Shrooms and Live in This Tiny Volkswagen T1 for 40% Off (Shrooms Not Included)

Playmobil Volkswagen T1 Camping Bus | $30 | Amazon

I just did a quick search on Autotrader and these Volkswagen camper vans that we all love are shockingly expensive now, but that doesn’t mean you can’t buy this toy version of one—complete with little period appropriate suburbanite proto-hippies—for $20 off its usual price, slap some shrooms down your gullet, and believe for just a bit that you’re a giant who can project his being into one of the little figurines and live in the van through them. Just don’t look too hard into the dead, brown, expressionless circles that pass for eyes, or your trip might turn bad! And remember, the power lines are definitely just the visible part of a space shield that goes all the way up and is protecting you and your friends. Oh hey, look, here comes one of your friends now, to tell you about his shorts, which he, and now you, just discovered are extremely interesting!

Alright, so back to the van. It comes with everything you need for your miniature camping trip! A removable top with luggage rack, little tiny cups, bags of whole bean, fair trade coffee, toothpaste, a tiny map, camera, and so much more! I’m excited for you, just make sure you go on this trip with a mentally-stable someone you trust.