1991 Dodge Stealth ES Is a Not-So-Stealthy Looker

The good news is that the one-rung­-up-from-the-bottom Stealth ES is a pret­ty sweet machine, although it too quickly migrates up the price ladder if you’re un­able to just say no to the option sheet. Our test car rang up $23,279 on the cash register, thanks to a four-speed automat­ic ($813), air conditioning ($846), and Option Group F ($3221), which includes power locks and windows, cruise control, a rear-window washer and wiper, a CD player, anti-lock brakes, a security alarm, electronically controlled shock absorb­ers, and floor mats.

The ES, with its 24-valve V-6 (222 hp at 6000 rpm) and 225/55VR-l6 Good­year gatorbacks on eight-inch-wide alloy wheels, easily rises above the average person’s needs. And the sight of it as you ap­proach in the parking lot always revs the spirit. Yet the car is quite tame on the road, even refined. Interior sound is muted, the engine is relaxed in its pairing with the four-speed automatic and, so long as you don’t bump the suspension switch into Sport, the ride is merely con­trolled. Just touch that rocker, though, and the motions can get nasty.

You don’t need the hard ride to be re­minded of the Stealth’s sporting attitude. The moderately buckety seats with a clever, infinitely adjustable driver-side lumbar support set the mood, reaffirmed by the large, round instruments right where you can see them. The fifteen-inch leather-wrapped steering wheel seems a bit larger in diameter than is appropriate for a sporting car, but its rim never blocks the gauges, even if its air-bag-stuffed hub does obscure a few dashboard switches. Both the shapes and the textures of the surrounding upholstery bespeak high fashion.

We have a few gripes, of course. The automatic has a console switch for Power or Economy operation, as well as a lever­-mounted switch for locking out top gear. These days, automatic transmissions should be smart enough to do the right thing without extra switches. That’s why they’re called “automatic,” after all. An­other gripe: the lighter socket is located on the console in such a way that a radar­-detector cord tangles the shift lever. The R/T and the R/T Turbo have an addi­tional “accessory” socket in a better loca­tion. C’mon. Any car with arrest-me looks should be detector-friendly.

Notice that we’re back to looks again. Every discussion of this car starts with its looks and inevitably loops back again and again. Let the record show that the Stealth ES is very good at what used to be called grand touring—quick and effort­less transit for two—and even better for grand entrances.